Voorbeeld: Boek

81 Humpty Dumpty ‘Three hundred and sixty-four, of course.’ Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful. ‘I’d rather see that done on paper,’ he said. Alice couldn’t help smiling as she took out her memo- randum- book, and worked the sum for him: 365 - 1 364 Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it care- fully. ‘That seems to be done right— ’ he began. ‘You’re holding it upside down!’ Alice interrupted. ‘To be sure I was!’ Humpty Dumpty said gaily, as she turned it round for him. ‘I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that seems to be done right— though I haven’t time to look it over thoroughly just now— and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents— ’ ‘Certainly,’ said Alice. ‘And only one for birthday presents, you know. There’s glory for you!’ ‘I don’t know what you mean by “glory,”’ Alice said. Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. ‘Of course you don’t— till I tell you. I meant “there’s a nice knock- down argument for you!”’ ‘But “glory” doesn’t mean “a nice knock-down argu- ment,”’Alice objected. ‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean— nei- ther more nor less.’ ‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’ ‘The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master - - that’s all.’