Voorbeeld: Boek

80 Humpty Dumpty self on second thoughts, ‘a beautiful cravat, I should have said— no, a belt, I mean— I beg your pardon!’ she added in dismay, for Humpty Dumpty looked thoroughly offended, and she began to wish she hadn’t chosen that subject. ‘If I only knew,’ the thought to herself, ’which was neck and which was waist!’ Evidently Humpty Dumpty was very angry, though he said nothing for a minute or two. When he did speak again, it was in a deep growl. ‘It is a— most — provoking — thing,’ he said at last, ‘when a person doesn’t know a cravat from a belt!’ ‘I know it’s very ignorant of me,’Alice said, in so hum- ble a tone that Humpty Dumpty relented. ‘It’s a cravat, child, and a beautiful one, as you say. It’s a present from the White King and Queen. There now!’ ‘Is it really?’ said Alice, quite pleased to find that she had chosen a good subject, after all. ‘They gave it me,’ Humpty Dumpty continued thought- fully, as he crossed one knee over the other and clasped his hands round it, ‘they gave it me— for an un-birthday present.’ ‘I beg your pardon?’ Alice said with a puzzled air. ‘I’m not offended,’ said Humpty Dumpty. ‘I mean, what is and un-birthday present?’ ‘A present given when it isn’t your birthday, of course.’ Alice considered a little. ‘I like birthday presents best,’ she said at last. ‘You don’t know what you’re talking about!’ cried Humpty Dumpty. ‘How many days are there in a year?’ ‘Three hundred and sixty-five,’ said Alice. ‘And how many birthdays have you?’ ‘One.’ ‘And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?’